Dating break up lines
(When someone clears their throat) Do you have a frog in your throat?
(Approach a group of them) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you.
I wish I were Winnie the Pooh so I could stick my nose in your honey jar.78.
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? (Look down at your crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.72.
I've got an 8" tounge and I can breath out of my ears!
You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows! You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from.49. [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute Welcome to the dirty pick up lines section! Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it? Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
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If having lunch is like having sex, could I have lunch with you?